Hansel & Gretel Get Baked

2013

Action / Comedy / Horror

14
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 83% · 6 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 32% · 1K ratings
IMDb Rating 4.4/10 10 3978 4K

Plot summary

An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.


Uploaded by: OTTO
August 13, 2013 at 12:04 PM

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Top cast

Molly C. Quinn as Gretel
Lochlyn Munro as Officer Ritter
Cary Elwes as Meter Man
Lara Flynn Boyle as Witch Agnes
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698.91 MB
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 26 min
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1.24 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 26 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by petarmatic 3 / 10

I do not like these types of films!

I simply do not like these types of films.

My friend recommended this one to me, but I really needed some strength to sit and watch it all.

Acting was OK, actors gave what they had.

Plot, well was there a plot? Since film was crap, I might as well use some time to talk about legalization of marijuana.

I think it is a positive thing. In many countries and states of the Unites States marijuana is legal for medicinal use, and in some countries and states it is becoming legal for recreational use. Since tobacco is legal for purchase in all of those countries and it is proved to be very harmful, and marijuana is proved to have medical positive impact it is very illogical to have tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Hence legalize marijuana and criminalize tobacco, eh?

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Reviewed by gavin6942 6 / 10

Decent

A brother (Michael Welch) and sister (Molly Quinn) battle a witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

I was mildly drawn to this title by the cast, and then further encouraged by Aaron Christensen's review calling this a "spliff riff" and giving it modest comments. Frankly, with this sort of concept, anything better than complete rubbish is all we can ask for... and this definitely ranks above anything in Full Moon's "Evil Bong" series.

Some things about the film are terrible. Well, okay, many things. The lack of plot, the lack of humor, the weird subplot about the witch being a Nazi refugee that never seems to even get addressed... nor do we find out why she is involved in the marijuana business in the first place...

It was great to see Cary Elwes in a cameo (even if he does not get a credit on IMDb for some reason). And it is nice to see Michael Welch branching out (we had another horror, "Demented", released about the same time). Unfortunately, this can only be seen as a step down for Lara Flynn Boyle... are her days on red carpet over?

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