Hard Feelings

2023 [GERMAN]

Action / Comedy

3
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 49% · 4 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 49%
IMDb Rating 4.8/10 10 2970 3K

Plot summary

Teenagers Charly and Paula worry that sex could ruin their friendship, while their suddenly and surprisingly bossy private parts urge them to go for it.


Uploaded by: FREEMAN
May 24, 2023 at 12:24 PM

Director

Top cast

Vivien König as Francoise
Samirah Breuer as Marlene
Diana Amft as Paula's Mutter
Tobias Schäfer as Charly
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951.54 MB
1280*640
German 2.0
NR
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25 fps
1 hr 43 min
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1920*960
German 5.1
NR
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25 fps
1 hr 43 min
Seeds 14

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by ThatGuy_420 5 / 10

Gets to much hate

I think the only reason most people don't like this movie is because it's German, and that's really childish like come on it's a good movie, one of the best German ones, I mean it's not "all quiet on the western front" but cut it some slack. I feel like most people reviewing this movie is 25yrs + and they say it's a bad teen movie. As a teen myself I approve of this movie, it might be a little to much sexual activity , but I can look aside that. The main characters I did truly like they are played by good actors and they deliver them well. It was a really weird movie, but a fun time none the less.

Reviewed by johannes2000-1 2 / 10

Embarrassing attempt at teen sex-comedy

I expected a German version of American Pie, a silly teen-comedy with some of the usual hilarious sexual situations and jokes. Well, I guess I got it, but I never expected it to be so excruciatingly awkward and tacky. The German title "Hammerharte Jungs" should have warned me: "Hammer Hard Boys" doesn't exactly sound subtle, and it more or less covers the rest of this movie, at least as far as I could endure it.

So what's it all about? The two main characters (a sheepish boy and a girl, both virgins, who apparently are in love with each other but don't dare to come forward) are suddenly struck by lightning (literally) and the boy finds out that from that moment on magically his penis can talk. Really, I kid you not! And he can talk back to his penis, so complete conversations start, with the penis giving sexual advise and comments that are all extremely raunchy - a bit as if you hear American Pie's Stifler talking through the boy's penis. It gets even more tacky: since the penis goes more or less rampant, the boy gets enormous erections in public and in no-time becomes the hero of the school, nick-named "Boner-boy". Oh, I almost forgot, by the same magic incident the girls' vagina can suddenly talk too, so with her it's basically the same story.

Well, from then on it only goes more and more downhill, and exhausted by too much embarrassment I finally threw in the towel. It's probably my fault, since I'm a simple boring adult, and most certainly not the kind of person that the makers aimed at. I wouldn't be surprised if teens love it. There's no accounting for tastes anyway.

Reviewed by johannes2000-1 2 / 10

Embarrassing attempt at making a teen sex-comedy

I expected a German version of American Pie, a silly teen-comedy with some of the usual hilarious sexual situations and jokes. Well, I guess I got it, but I never expected it to be so excruciatingly awkward and tacky. The German title "Hammerharte Jungs" should have warned me: "Hammer Hard Boys" doesn't exactly sound subtle, and it more or less covers the rest of this movie, at least as far as I could endure it.

So what's it all about? The two main characters (a sheepish boy and a girl, both virgins, who apparently are in love with each other but don't dare to come forward) are suddenly struck by lightning (literally) and the boy finds out that magically his penis can talk. Really, I kid you not! And he can talk back to his penis, so complete conversations start, with the penis giving sexual advise and comments that are all extremely raunchy - a bit as if you hear American Pie's Stifler talking through the boy's penis. It gets even more tacky: since the penis goes more or less rampant, the boy gets enormous erections in public and in no-time becomes the hero of the school, nick-named "Boner-boy". Oh, I almost forgot, the girls' vagina can suddenly talk too, so with her it's basically the same story.

Well, from then on it only goes more and more downhill, and exhausted by too much embarrassment I finally threw in the towel. It's probably my fault, since I'm a simple boring adult, and most certainly not the kind of person that the makers aimed at. I wouldn't be surprised if teens love it. There's no accounting for tastes anyway.

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