amazingly i actually sat through the entire movie praying that it would get better. i then spent a day wondering if i had dreamt that a movie could be so bad and unfortunately i wasn't dreaming.

to start off with there is the acting it was like the director just fell asleep and forgot to direct it was incredibly bad. then there are the special effects which honestly look like they were done before computers were invented.

then the story which could have been pretty good was let down due the fact that the plot was lost in the first few minutes.

i recommend staying as faraway form this movie as is humanly possible.

TRANSMORPHERS is a shamefully bad knock-off movie made by The Asylum to cash in on the Hollywood blockbuster TRANSFORMERS. It exists solely to be put on video shelves where it can fool viewers into purchasing it by mistake, expecting the Michael Bay movie. This film was made for a pittance and features a handful of actors sharing dialogue in the gloom in front of a green screen. The whole thing looks cheap and nasty and is coloured a navy blue. Occasionally there's a bit of bad CGI in the form of a rampaging giant robot. There are no actors of note here and no discernable talent either; just mindlessness.

I am actually trying to refrain from swearing, that was how bad Transmorphers was. It may not quite be the worst movie I have ever seen, but is that really saying much? Let's go through this atrocity shall we?

The acting? Non-existent. Those who try turn out bland and it really shows that there are others not bothering.

The direction? Incompetent, quite possibly one of the worst directing jobs ever involved in a direct-to-video movie.

The script? Atrocious. Clichéd, cheesy and mind-numbingly bad. And I can go on and on with all these criticisms.

The characters? None of the characters here have any depth to them, and come across as clichéd. In short, I couldn't have cared less about them.

The plot? Words cannot describe how predictable, how unevenly-paced and how utterly stupid it was, complete with plenty of disconnected scenes.

The special effects? Laughable. They looked really half-baked.

The scenery? Tacky and dull.

The cinematography? Garish, rushed and flat. In short, Transmorphers is quite badly made.

The music? Completely forgettable and awful.

The pacing? Uneven, sometimes rushed and pedestrian.

The ending? Contrived.

Overall, absolutely awful and not worth watching at any time or in any era, or so in my opinion. Thank goodness it is fairly short. 1/10 Bethany Cox